Because of my awesome hacker skillz, I broke into Mel's account and here I am, writing a blog without any permission from said woman. This is the only way I can make my pretty little voice heard, as I live with an oppresive tyrant who says that I am "insignificant", "unimportant", and "very obnoxious, would you stop yelling into my ear when I'm trying to read!"
Unfortunately for her, I love her. Unfortunately for me, she loves me back. I won't go as far as saying that it's unconditional, because I only have conditional love for anybody.
Anyway, enough about my pathetic feelings. I know you're all here to look at pictures, and I'm on my work computer (yes, I am at work not doing work), so my choices of pics are limited. I have some from the wedding: 
Oh yes, check her out, my beautiful wife.
Also, here is a more flattering picture of her, and a balding shot of me:
Cue the Full House "awwwwwwwwwwwwww...."
Now here's one of us near the Wizard of Oz castle:
Predictable woman heard while viewing this post: "Oh, I like that one. That's cute."
Anyway, we have nothing else at this time to report, so stop reading blogs and start watching more football.
