Friday, September 25, 2009

MAJOR catch up

Editor's note: Because Mel started this post a month ago, I had to take it over or it would've never been posted. My comments are in italics.

As Kent mentioned, the two of us have been neglecting this blog lately, but in way of an excuse we have been keeping very busy. Summertime is definitely not a "kick back and relax" time for us, at least not this year. Or last year. Or the year before that.

The week of July 4th Kent's dad happened to be in Providence for a work conference, so we picked him up and he spent the weekend with us. We gave him the "Melanie & Kent" tour of Boston, showing him the places we visit on a regular basis. Then for the big holiday we went down to Cape Cod for dinner and a Summer League baseball game. We had thought they would supply fireworks after the game, but it ran into extra innings and we were all too tired to stick around. We did happen to catch some on the drive home. There were no postable pics from his visit, probably because he doesn't fit in the camera.

For the second weekend in July, I had the Young Women come over and camp out in our backyard as a pre-camp sleepover. They seemed to have some fun. Probably the best was when Kent snuck up behind 3 of the girls sitting around the fire pit and jumped out at them. I don't think I've ever seen people jump that high or that fast. A couple of them almost landed in the fire, so maybe not the safest choice, but hilarious nonetheless. I also had to take off my flips so I could sneak up on them, and ended up stepping on a hot coal, which hurt like the dickens and caused me to walk funny through scout camp and the reunion. Still worth it.

The following week Kent spent a few days at Scout Camp. It wasn't too far away from our house, so he was able to come home every night so I wasn't left completely alone. Scout camp was full of regulations. You couldn't have a fire without permission from the camp director, lights were out at 10 pm (no late night tomfoolery), etc. Those were the only 2 things I liked about scout camp: staying up late and having fires!

Then the last week in July we headed out to Utah for the Hansen Family Reunion. The flight out was fairly uneventful, and when we arrived in Orem we had a BIG surprise for Kent's family.

Our week in Utah was pretty exciting, it was nice to be able to see all the members of the Hansen Herd all in one place. There are SO many kids, it's kind of amazing. Meal time at the reunion was quite the production. Especially when the power goes out while you're cooking assembly-line style with an electric stove and oven...but everyone got fed, I think. After a pretty wet June in Boston, it was almost amazing how consistent the weather was everyday in Utah: dry and sunny during the day with a temperature cool down at night.


Craig's kids getting front row seats for the spectacle that is the Hansen Family Talent Show


Mom looking weary and Bruce looking surprisingly cheerful


Holly holding Lucy, Paula, and Alice with Chuckles


Chuckles!!!


Lana the duck for the Bruces' talent

Max (token black kid) inserted himself in every talent


Oh look! It's Max again! Also, it turns out that Gary CAN fit in the camera


Hurling their challenge to the foe...


About 10 years ago, Brian and Craig came up with these "Air Sports" sketches where they would mimic sports and events in exaggerated form, and in a close space. It's hilarious. Previous mimicries included Baseball, Basketball, the 200m dash, and I know I'm missing others. Anyway, this year Craig had the idea to do a football one. With limited people (me, Kurt, Brian, Craig), you have to play multiple positions. I won't explain the whole thing, but it was a ridiculous option play, involving about 5 pitches going back and forth across the "field". At the end, Brian broke all of the tackles and went into the end zone. I wish I had a video of it, pictures don't do it justice (don't you have a video of it, Heidi?):
Brian as the QB, Kurt the RB, I'm the center, Craig the entire defense (for now)

This was the super slo-mo part of the skit, Kurt and Craig trying to bring Brian down, while I catch up to anticipate the pitch (which didn't come, as Brian wanted to selfishly score himself). Oh, and there's an imaginary ball.

The Bergeson boys rockin out

Chuckles wowing all with his rendition of "Linus and Lucy". Move over, Mozart!


We knew we couldn't compete with the various comedy sketches and numbers, so we appealed to the sensitive side by singing a stirring rendition of "Lucky" by Jason Mraz. Mel nailed it. And hated every second of it.


The female cousins performed a very entertaining and confusing fairy tale, which I am unsure how it ended.


Undokai
Mel showing off her wheels in the bubble-blowing relay. Maw is taking her time blowing her bubble. This is what I get for being too lazy to post the pictures myself...I'm really not that fat, I swear.


The water pouring relay. We took second place, but Paula was cheating, so we would've won.

Scott hurling Thys in the Toddler Toss. He threw him 50 yards and won the gold medal. Thys escaped with minor injuries, if you count a broken femur as minor. The real story: we chose Super Scott to do the Firemen's Relay. He had to carry 4 different team members to safety using 4 different carrying methods - he is truly impressive. I did not participate in this event for obvious reasons.

Maw giving her best effort in the javelin. The javelin is currently orbiting the earth.


Mel in the Croquet hit competition. She lost badly, but for the sake of this post, let's just say she won.


Scott is neck and neck with Thys (broken femur and all!) in the headstand competition. Thys won, getting Scott back for his Toddler Toss. But since they were both on our team we earned MAJOR points in this event.


More Chuckles and Max (above)

I also got to see my little sister, April, whom I haven't seen since our wedding two years ago. Thanks so much for making the drive down April! Hopefully I'll get to see you again soon.

And naturally Max had to insert himself in the photo-op.

We also got to spend some time with the Sam Palmers (including the infamous Turkey Sub) while they passed through Utah on their grand move to the midwest.

Does anyone else see "Christmas Card" with this photo? It's just too cute.


Our trip back home was a little more stressful, what with delays in Dallas, waiting for the bus at Logan, oh yeah, and Kent leaving his wallet at his sister's house that morning. I don't think Kent has EVER left the house without his wallet, but he manages to do it on the day we have a 6am flight with a pretty tight layover and a train schedule to meet in order to make it home at a decent hour. Luckily Paula married Super Scott who, against all odds, managed to drive to the airport and bring Kent's wallet, just in time, to save the day. Thanks, Scott! My bad!

The second week in August I spent up in New Hampshire at Girls' Camp. A few people thought I was crazy for going, but it really wasn't all that bad. A little hot and humid at times, but nothing a bottle of water and some time in front of a fan couldn't fix. I had fun being with the girls and am glad that I stuck it out and went. Kent was very brave, staying at home all by himself for the whole week and I'm happy he was able to survive. I subsisted on grasshoppers, honey, and frozen pizzas.

I was over the 4th year girls, and out here they are responsible for choreographing and performing a light show for the rest of camp. They worked really hard on it and it turned out so well. I was really proud of all the girls.


After an eventful few weeks we don't have any major travel plans in the coming months which is nice. Although we do have plenty of work to do around here...

6 comments:

Kristin said...

Now that's what I call an update!!!! Melanie, you are an adorable pregnant lady and in no way looked anything but cute in every picture. Kent, your family is hilarious. I especially enjoyed the talent show pics though am unsure how pretending to play football is a talent....I'm sure I'm dead for saying that.

So you deserve a GOOD JOB on the post.

Kurt said...

The big surprise for Kent's family was his beard! Great beard, Kent!

Lots of great pictures.

Bruce Hansen said...

Hey, don't mock the Maximilian! Thanks to his inserting himself, we were able to get some serious multi-culti points for our subsequent NEA application and scored ourselves a cool half-million-dollar grant.

Also liked the second picture of Brian. Very nice. And the head-stand competition, if you've got a higher-res version of that to send to me, I'd be all over it.

Vanessa said...

Since it took the two of you 2.5 years to actually post some pictures of yourselves, I've been punishing you by not commenting on this post for the past 4 days. I know it seems extreme but I had to make the punishment swift and severe in order to teach the two of you a lesson.

NOW, on a different note, this post made me all gleeful. I laughed out loud at several parts, including the toddler toss, the slow mo sports and Mel's pic in the relay... just because she looks so satisfied leaving dear Susan in the dust. Oh, and Kent firing up the chainsaw to scare those girls around the fire...and that he stepped on the hot coal doing it....payback's a biatch.

Mel you are a true champ for going to the reunion and then to camp. Seriously.

Brian said...

That was one heck of a post. No wonder it took you guys so long to put it up.

The option was MY idea, not Craig's. (TCHA!) But the best part was the slo-mo, which I believe was YOUR idea.

Heh heh...Toddler toss...

Where was the picture with the Palmers taken?

'ice to see you last weekend. Best of luck with Civ 4 and go Cougs.

Vanessa said...

Comment round #2.... Kent you ARE Stiffler... every time we see him on anything one of us is like, "he is SOOO kent." Usually it's Sam that says it just like that... in a valley girl kind of way.

Mel--still trying to think of who you are. Do you get any celeb comparisons?

Sorry it's random to be commenting back about my post on your post but it's stayin'.