Christmas Letter 2007

In case you didn't get our Christmas letter, which you probably didn't because it got lost in the mail, not because we didn't send one to you:

1st Hansen Chapter 1

Kent falls in love with Mellif, they get married, move to Melrose and create a record. Why don't you just read it, it's only 16 verses long.

1. And it came to pass that in the 14th year in the reign of the Bushes there was a fine lass in the land, one which was called Mellif.
2. Yea, there was a tremendous uproar in the land about her, yea, because of her beauty, and, yea, because she was so awesome.
3. And it came to pass that in the land which was called Somervillihah there dwelled a man which was called Kent.
4. Kent dwelt in a tent.
5. And it came to pass that Kent did cast his eyes upon Mellif and did lust after her, yea, more than a friend.
6. And Mellif did look upon Kent and did have pity upon him, that she agreed to smooch him, yea, right smack dab on the lips.
7. And it came to pass that Kent did find that the smooch-a-roo was good, and it became delicious to him, and he desired that Mellif would spend eternity with him.
8. Mellif wept.
9. Yea, and there was a great celebration in the land and much revelry.
10. And it came to pass that they departed into the wilderness into a land called Melrose, which was north of the land called Malden, which was north of the land called Charlestown, which was north of the great land of Boston.
11. Yea, and it came to pass that they found joy in the fruits of their labours, as Kent was an IT Consultant, and Mellif was some sort of Budget Analyst at Tufts Dental School, which involves a good amount of dealing with stupid people, or so it seems from this person's perspective.
12. Wherefore, it was wisdom that they should keep a record, that future generations may learn from their trials and awesomeness.
13. And it came to pass that such a record was created from the dust of the earth, and this record was called "Mellificent Tales" and can be found at mellificenttales.blogspot.com.
14. And it came to pass that the blog was found to be very desirable and entertaining, definitely worth reading.
15. And it came to pass that Mellif and Kent remembered that it was Christmas time, and they remembered their friends and family and thought of them.
16. Wherefore, they also remembered the Savior, that He had been born to redeem all mankind, which is truly awesome.